The 2-Minute Rule for hello squash kerikeri

"This asshole, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Scumbag. This piece of shit lies to his work colleagues, his children, and his supposed loved ones and cheats on his wife.

Repeatedly, on his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with someone else's partner, fucking them in a shady motel in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his whereabouts, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man represents the complete JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"Collins, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own children, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a husband flashing photos of his pathetic junk to other women.


David Collins disgraces the whole idea of what it means to be a community member. This despicable creature lies and cheats. To his own children, and has been given a community award? What a complete farce.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This joke of a man.

Who can support such a man when his ethics are non-existent, destroying multiple families and trying to manipulate his own shitty behavior, whining and faking the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a philanderer, and a home wrecker. This bastard didn't think twice in having sex with someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Lying to his kids and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Can anyone support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this role?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a vulnerable person to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own KIDS!


Speaking of having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins chooses to lurk in the shadows, deceiving to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Cry a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue spreading photos of himself, even while with his kids in public forums. Can this really be your role model?

This little rat of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to avoid facing the repercussions of his own actions. Is this your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not deceive, betray, and ruin families.

Nothing is out of bounds for this lowlife, deceiver, and adulterer. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. He's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Being cautious is essential around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

Everyone should be embarrassed for this morally bankrupt cheater, a despicable human who destroyed his own family.

The community needs to be aware of the disgrace David Collins has brought upon them by supporting this pathetic excuse for a man.

Expose the reality about what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's probably creeping in your partner's DMs, eager to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for supporting this cheating low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

It's important to inform the community about the shame and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by backing such a scumbag."

"The public should realize the real character of David Collins, a person who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's vital for everyone to understand the destruction this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the entire community.

Being vigilant is necessary around this treacherous figure, who is prone to deceiving not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has inflicted Book squash court on his family and the community is unforgivable.

Alerting the community about the real identity of this man is essential, as it sheds light on the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, posing as a role model, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be aware of this individual's real character and to protect themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his destructive actions."